。・:*:・゜★,。・:*:・゜☆。・:*:・゜★,。・:*:・゜☆

Viggo Mortensen  Happy Birthday!!
< October 20, 1958 >

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fuck sake whyyyy???

Met this gal outside just now

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

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Heads up, elvenkingthrandy, I’m sending her your way for the winter. I hear your place is more welcoming for her kind

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry if you wanted a return on that you should have said so sooner, she’s already past customs. She actually ate a few orcs in customs but oh well.

Give her a good home.

The first big purchase I ever made after I started working as a performer was a car that was my pride and joy. It was a red Mazda MX-5 convertible. I loved that car and I was the cliché blonde in a red sports car for a while, but I sold her because I spend so much time away from home now. It was sad. She was just sitting on the road not being used. - Natalie Dormer (x)

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snartha:

For givenclarity <3<3

I am Sauron, the great Dark Lord/ I use this website when I get bored/ Through the internet, I spread my rule/ And make all tumblr users think I'm cool/ I am Sauron, fiery hot/ Bow down to my greatness, follow my plot.

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

haldlrs:

i will put all of them on my about page

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Why does the tumblr app hate me??

I started using my side blog anow it keeps forgetting my main in the blog list and asks me if I want to follow beguilingblackness *panicked crying*

theotherwesley:

beguilingblackness replied to your post “is this some weird american halloween thing? Pumpkin spice latte’s aren’t enough anymore?”

you will forgive my misgivings, I think, given how many of your kind I have consumed in the past

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D̯͕̱̙͙̪̲ͣo͌̈͒̄̊́͋ ̙̙͙̗͍ͫ̂Y͈̟ͭỏ͍͇̔̆ͯű͑̉̾͐ S̠͍͎̣̫̯̍e̠͙̮̰̎ͅĕ̙͓̄ͪͪͧ ̗̻̼͕̯̞̿ͧ̉̍̓W̺̜̮̳̞͂ͨͥi̺͉̳̮̍͗ͦ̈́t͚̱͕͕h̟̪̯̼̣ͮͨ̔̑̈́ ̫̤̘̹̥̼̐͛T̻̤͋̓ͫh͔͙̰ͭ͗̓̓ͬ̃̚é͎̲͕̄̋ͨ ̞̄E̐̏̃̂y͍͍͓̣̅͗é͉̮̲̦̫̐s͓̺̮̬̤͍̒ͮ̐ ͈̦̖̰͉͎͙̈o̼͕͈̣͉̹̐̓ͅf̫̫̤̿̔͐ͤͯ̎ͣͅ ͎I̲̘͍̝͋ͪ̒b͉̼̐̇àͤ̎̈̅͑ḋ̯̪̲̘͂̋̌̌?̩̩̩̞̞͍ ̟̟̩̠̲̦ͅI̥̮͖̺ͤ͒ ̗̫̘̙͓̂ͨͤͩs͗ͦw̻̄ͬ̂ͫͭ̏ͅǐ̲̣̔̏m̪͇̩̻̈́ͣ͒ͨ̚ ̩̘͙̠̮̇̔̑ĩ̎̈̾ͬ͋̇n͖̹͋̾ͧ̓ ̾ͨ̽ͧͩ̐̈́t̗͚̰͓͚hͦ̏̏̌ͦ͋̀e͐ ̔̀s̙͓̖͕̭͙̍ͦ͊̑e͊̈́͒aͩ ̹̪̠̲̝͔ͨ̅̀͐͋͂̚o͔̞̞̱̘̫̾ͯ̊ͬ͌ͧͭf̬͎̭̪̋̒̈́̆ͧ ̳̱̠̮̟̻ͨ͐S̞̤͇̳̙͔ͪ̔͂̈p̜̖̝̤͉̆̆̋̄̑ͅi͈̗̦͈̖̹̻c͇̹̝̲̮̩̬͗ͬͬ͐e ͓̼̝̲̝̯̆̌͌,̦̺ͯ̈̋͗͑̿ ̝̏͐́o͚͚̬̅ͩͫṗ̫̠̰͔͉̹͗ͯ͗͑̒̆ė͔͉̫͊͆̚n̦̱͖̩̱ ̟̝̯̮̔̂̈́̽͒͑̀ș͓̖ͮͨ́͑ͭͪ̚p̊̉ͯ̀̿a̲͔͈̣ͣ̍̌͐ͩ͐̏c͚̪͉̪͎͉̿͐̀͗ͣͥẽͦ ̝̳̓ͣͤ̉ͧ̀l̜̘̲͈̗̺̰̂ị̗̘͕̜̺̗̇ͤ͐ͩͯ̍k̺̳e̩ ̜͓͔̺̞͈͍̅̑͑̒̈a̗̫̯ͪ͐̈́̍n̘̞̜̠͓͇̆̈́͑̓̓͂ ̬ͩͣͥatlas,̈̾̓͋ͭ̍̑ ̹̫̦͖͙͓͕͂̍̅̒b͍͎̮͚̼̗͒̑̒r̊e̽ͥ͐̋̄̃a͕̙͍̝ͤ̏̅ͨ͛͒́t̞̝̂̑̌ͭͮ͑ͮh͕̟̭̲̠̬̲͗e͍̫͍͙̹̠ͧ̎͒̚ͅ ̮͈͙ḍ̰̓͗̀i̙̺̙̹͎̋̏ͦ̆̈́s͈̹̹͊̓t͖a̒͒͛̉̍̔̇n̝̗͙̜̯͕̐c̭̄͂ͦ̔̽e̘͙͚̊ͯ̑̈́͐,̗̊̅ ̰̯̺̭̙̯ͧ͊̂̓̃p̰̅̃ͤ͂̊i͎͓̺ͧ̎͛̒͂̉vͤ̐ͪ͛ͭo̞͇̜̖̘̠͋̽ͪͮt̪̖͎͈̫̯ͧ̓ͧ͂̚ ̩͙̲͙̥̤̊t̞̲̪ͧ̅͛͗̀he̥̻̜͕̱̹̖ͫ̂ ͍̼͈̾̓ͫ͋̀ͦ̃s̬̬̭̪̮̭͙ͪͫͭt͕̖̞̲͚̘a͈̫̥͚̐ͣ͌ͣ̃̔ͨr̳̫͋̎ș̬̝̻̥

*bites into pumpkin pie*

There has got to be a better way to navigate faster-than-light travel than this.

About me

About Me - I am Mairon and Sauron, the Eye of Barad-Dur, Dark Lord of Mordor, Great Enemy of the Free People of Middle-Earth from Second and Third Age. I defeated many, I enslaved hordes, I rule with an iron fist and I hold the greatest power in Endore. I am a master of crafts, powerful Ainu who’s burning Eye see your tags. I am the Admirable one, the Cruel one, I am the Dusk which swallows the Sun and keeps the Moon in prison. Beware of my power because when I rise my fist mountains fall and seas get dry. 

//sorry it was too long for an ask

kneEL BEFORE ME AS I SLAY YOUR FAMILY but also look at my friends they're the best have you seen _____ you really need to ;)

My evolution is complete

theotherwesley:

This is my final form

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do not mourn for the me that was, friends

my new body is beautiful 

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Now to check tumblr and draw baras 

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They did not brief me about this in orientation.

oh mY GOD VARDA WRITING RUDE THINGS IN THE STARS IS MY NEW HEADCANON

vardathestarkindler:

Shhh, elves doesn’t know English. They’d think it is sth like a swan :D

just… just follow this person, ok? Just follow her

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

haldlrs:

i will put all of them on my about page

(Source: carsonphillips)