“We are two of a kind
Ancient and sound of mind
You’re the yin to my yang can’t you see
And if I were to leave you would crumble in grief!
Mellon nin, you’d be lost without me!”

— Sauron to [fill in the blank]

Looking back on my old threads I remember that Damaged was really all about little-deer-elf mun and me trying to out-purple-prose one another and it was f*cking glorious.

For all those interested, I tagged my RP last night with haldlrs and elvenkingthrandy and #homewrecker-saga and archived it here with all my other threads.

It was one of the best I’ve ever been part of. Please follow them!

elvenkingthrandy replied to your post “I have this really old picture of baby Preda being very pouty but I’m pretty sure nobody wants to see it”

*demands*

theotherwesley replied to your post “I have this really old picture of baby Preda being very pouty but I’m pretty sure nobody wants to see it”

pssh why would I want to see your tiny pouty square squishy preda face bebebubububuuuuuuuuu I AM RESISTING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

fieldofheathers-stuff replied to your post “I have this really old picture of baby Preda being very pouty but I’m pretty sure nobody wants to see it”

I am pretty sure that what you think to be pretty sure is total bullshit GIVE US ALL THE POUTY BABY PREDA HUSBAND I DEMAND IT

I was going to ask for something like notes on my art or 10 asks telling me nice things about myself but wise counsel was set against such a request so here

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fantasticwaffle:

Back with Glorfindel. In all his glory. Well, almost all his glory anyway.

*comatose*

theotherwesley:

tulkasastaldo:

beguilingblackness:

It’s not munday but I selfied b/c I am godless.

#ILLEGAL PREDA

bonus #illgal fynn with the most appropriate reaction of all time 

goddamnit this fandom needs to calm down with all the attractive ppl

Reblogging for the Wesley commentary and the ridiculously hot germun like whoa hold on there with the handsomeness, Fynn!!

I have this really old picture of baby Preda being very pouty but I’m pretty sure nobody wants to see it

"and he knew that the oath he had sworn was come upon him for his death, as long before he had foretold to Galadriel."

hobbitingaround:

Okay so for real, the highlight of the Silm thus far is definitely Luthien laying a verbal smack-down on Sauron and just. TAKING HIS TOWER.

Like I just can’t believe that she told him, “Give me this tower or I’ll have my dog STRIP YOU OF YOUR FLESH AND SEND YOU CRAWLING BACK TO MORGOTH”

and he was like “ah yes I see your point”

AND GIVES HER THE TOWER

Luthien, girl, let me buy you a DRINK

(via houseofhaleth)

For someone who loves kissing so much I certainly don’t get to do a lot of it :/

The gene for telling people exactly what will happen and then not being listened to was recessive in Melian and only manifested many generations later in Elrond.

Eöl: This is an evil sword and I shall make it.
Melian, later, to Beleg: This is an evil sword and you shouldn't take it.
Beleg: This is an evil sword and I shall take it.

Oh but it was beautiful. You were so willing. So eager to come to me. To please. I couldn't help myself. I had to show you what you'd done. Who you really were. If I hadn't, I'd have regretted it for the rest of my life. I wasn't the one who was truly unmasked that day

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

elvenkingthrandy:

beguilingblackness:

elvenkingthrandy:

*locks self in bathroom*

What did you do afterwards? I remember you running, so fast I thought you’d die if you fell.

Did you tell anyone? Did your father suspect?

How long did it take for you to look yourself in the mirror again?

What will you tell your son?

Rid me of your torment…..

That’s the punchline, though, isn’t it? You will never be rid of it. You are bound to this world, for ever, and even in death, in the far bliss of Valinor you will stain the purity of that land.

No matter what happens, I shall be with you for ever.

*throws things and virtually destroys bathroom* ENOUGH

There is a way out, you know.

Come to me again.

I will show you. I will set you free.

No.

*sits and leans against door and examines cut hands*

No, I know what you would do, and it is anything but being free.

You only know what I do to my enemies, to those that trespass and lay claim to this world that is mine. To those I need information from.

I need nothing of you. My offer is a courtesy. I shall show you your inner self. Your soul. And in the truth of that revelation, you shall be free.

Hide from yourself no longer. Come to me.

No. Not ever again. The only reason I ever did before is because of your trickery, and if you truly can see into my mind then you know that knowing your true form, I would never go to you. I will never give myself to you. You may think I am, but I am not yours to take.

*face straightens, slowly clenching teeth*

Thou fool! Such a boon from the Lord of Darkness is not something to be lightly cast aside! I offered you a place at my side, along with the liberation of true wisdom, and you refuse? For what? For a chance to return to your self-loathing existence, pitifully dwelling in your small house in your small realm for a while longer, before the ever-growing night brings you all into my dominion? A sheep for the slaughter you will be, then like every other of your misbegotten race!

*eyes glow visibly now with a dark and vicious flame*

And your torment, Thranduil Oropherion, will be greater than all others for defying me! I shall seize all that you hold dear: your lover, you child and your father, and long and terribly will they suffer as you watch, knowing you had the chance to save them, and in your witless arrogance refused it! They will die cursing your name, all of them!

*screams* GET OUT.

Why is it that you chose me?!? Surely you have done this to many others…why do you dwell on me?

Im not afraid of you anymore, for in all your darkness, there is still light. THERE IS A REASON THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TAKE MIDDLE EARTH FOR SO LONG ONLY TO CONTINUOUSLY FAIL.

Get out.