Samples from AMERICAN ART DECO by Carla Breeze
all deco all the time
Art Deco: 1925 invents low polygon artwork.
I am enraptured!
on the firth day of christmas my eru gave to me: five puppy barks
Sequel to this.
Puppieeees, where art thou?? Father would like some snuggling n- WHAT THE VOID?!?!
- actors are not the characters they play
Clearly, you are so very very wrong.
Marvel grows them in a farm, I’m convinced.
“Money must serve, not rule.”— Pope Francis
beguilingblackness said:What’s wrong with telling them “I put on a dress, climbed a tree & fell on my face”
I think you just summed up my entire cosplay carrer. In fact, i’m gonna put that in my bloge discription. Watch ill do it.
reblog for posterity. I am ver clever
Breaking In— Gothmog/Mairon
My contribution to Crostuff’s December Smut Drabble challenge! :)
NSFW: Explicit with many kink, proceed with caution
on the fourth day of christmas my eru gave to me: four sleepless nights
What do you mean Melkor is not a benevolent employer? Of course he appreciates all everyone is doing to satisfy his every waking whim. Why, I am sure not one of his
mindless slavesworkers have never complained about their master’s treatment of them. Not once. And of course Sauron is sending a silent wish to Eru for the strength not to stab his master in the eye because do you know how hard is to design something out of thin air? Dammit Master, Aulë taught me how to blacksmith not how to architect! AND YOU’RE GETTING THE PLANS WET!
And it’s done! Enjoy!
I should probably pay attention during class instead of making awful drawings…
We were sitting there talking and drinking beer, and someone said, “Oh, look who walked in.” It was Professor Tolkien, and I nearly fell off my chair. I didn’t even know he was alive. He was a benign looking man, smoking a pipe, walking in, an English countryman with earth under his feet. And he was a genius, a man of incredible intellectual knowledge. He knew somebody in our group. He (the man in the group) said “Oh Professor, Professor…” And he came over. And each one of us, well I knelt of course, each one of us said “how do you do?” And I just said “Ho.. How.. How…”
I can’t imagine a world without Mr. Lee
Neither can I.
Disney Frozen ‘Let It Go’ Sequence
Imagine being in love with snow and ice and blizzards and freezing temperatures since before you can remember.
Now imagine having to wait until December 27th for this movie to come to cinemas, while all the Internet is raving about how good it is.
And people wonder why I’m a villain plotting to destroy the world…
The former South African president died today at age 95. Remember him through his uplifting and revolutionary words.
Rest in peace, Madiba…
~leaves an apple in his askbox~
*takes apple angrily*
This has gone on long enough! I shall find this troublesome creature and…
… smite it with all the might of my…
… mmm powerful fishtsh. To dragonsh and orcsh I shall feed it!
When they are done whatever remainsh shall be hung from the highesht rampartsh…
*Valar’s blood this is good*
… ash terrible warning to whomever may try to shneak into my realm again!
*looks at empty hand in disappointment*
Yes, that is most certainly what I shall do… unless I am presented with more such delicious tributes!