So I just pictured Tulkas acting like Biff Tannen
"Hey Bauglir! I thought I told you never to come here!!"
Mairon with a palantir.
[[This madness was inspired by two great artists, Phobs and LordAnnatar. I’d also like to blame stage makeup and my frankly Merovingian sense of fashion.]]
ETA: Yes, this is me. I am responsible for everything except snapping the photos.
For years my blog seemed to be lacking that certain something… Legitimacy, perhaps? How can a Sauron blog claim legitimacy without a picture of maire-annatari on it?
*crying quietly in a corner over stupid things*
“JK Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever”—
-Stephen King (via howtedmethiswife)
How else do you explain Dumbledore, Snape, Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, and Dobby?
I just fucking lost my shit.
Aha! This explains your proposal!
Dear Fingon, most scintillantly stolid of the Noldor, you have swept me off my feet! How dashing, how dreamily blunt you are! Sweet naïf, let me swoon in your arms and drag you down to Angband!
Then let us be married, and you can lounge wine-drunk against my robes. You’d be lovely on my arm. I might even give you a ring!
You…! This is blackmail! Blackmail of the highest order. I never said such… such… !!!!!
*whines like a dog*
Stop whiningYou wound me, you gitmy dearest love. How can you speak of blackmail while I accept your offer? I could not be more sarcasticsincere, and I offer this token as proof.
Come, receive my ring and
be my kicktoywed me, that Iwe both may rule the North while I rip your sanity to shreds.
*feeling both a sense of cruel delight and unmistakable betrayal*
This mid-eighth century illuminated manuscript was looted by a Viking army but later bought back by an English ealdorman called Aelfred, “by pure gold”. The little notes above and below the main, latin text, are Aelfred’s account in old English of the incident.
It might be a bit overambitious of me to draw Melkor putting a sword through Finwe’s face but… I sort of already have the lines down :(
I really need to watch this animoo
Today, the tinest, cutest little Peacemillion spaceship arrived in the mail.
U JELLY, WINGNUTS? ;)
(JFC PREDA THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER and it looks entirely space-worthy too, like, this is a finely engineered work of technology ready to launch into the final battle with Libra as long as Libra is really, really tiny. <3 I AM IN LOVE. I AM SO HAPPY. MY VERY OWN TINY PEACEMILLION SPACESHIP. <3 <3 <3 TwT )
I AM REALLY HAPPY OKAY??? I spent many a long hour wondering what sort of damage would befall this dumb thing in transport.
Because I had no idea how packaging worked so I made a box and the box was fragile so I stuffed it full of paper and uhhgggg I’m really glad you got it!
ALL OF THESE MESSAGES HAVE BEEN BURIED IN MY INBOX FOR SO LONG AND I AM UNWORTHY I JUST FOUND THEM I CAN’T RIGHT NOW JUST LET ME CRYYYYYY
I just can’t believe these have been there for so long and I didn’t reply to them I’m so sorry…
Sort of how I draw faces? idk it’s mostly a matter of proportions and then fiddling around with individualization.
sithisit sent me this a while ago and I am a wretch and didn’t publish it until now I am so sorry ;-;
Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—
Yeah no but seriously. Read it.